For those of you who didn't have it marked on your calendars, yesterday was national "Drive Like an Asshole Day." It's a floating holiday. Apparently when folks pass you with the old clenched fist and angry mime routine you're not supposed to smile big and wave like a retard. That may be the closest I've ever seen anyone come to spontaneous combustion. I highly recommend it.
Don't be an asshole. Go ride your bike. Round the world? To the mailbox? Wherever.