1.02.2009

new year's resolutions?

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. 

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 

3. Read less. 

4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 

5. Procrastinate more. 

6. Drink. Drink some more. 

7. Take up a new habit: smoking. 

8. Spend at least $1000 a month on Ladies of the Night. 

9. Spend more time at work. 

10. Take a vacation to someplace important: like to see the largest ball of twine. 

11. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 

12. Quit giving money & time to charity. 

14. Start being superstitious. 

15. Have my car lowered and invest in a really loud stereo system. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. 

16. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words. 

17. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms. 

18. Personal goal: bring back disco.

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